haythams-butt: ezioauditoress: im cryign i scrolled past a post and it froze on this justa quick selfie 4 i gotta go back in that dumb machine lol!!! #swag #1800assassino model pics xxxxxx #nomakeup #imcute
peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
ferelden: do you ever hear the intro theme to a video game and you get really emotional and your heart feels really weak like it’s coming back home and it’s basically like that whole world you love so much summed up into one epic song and you just want to fucking cry a lot because this is the video game for you and nothing else ever can even compare to the feeling you get when you hear that one...
while i am complaining about my brother, another gem: [[MORE]] we were walking over to the store and a girl walked by wearing white rain boots and he said sarcastically “wow that’s really sexy” and i got mad and said “yes because that’s clearly what every woman thinks about 100% of the time and every time they leave the house; being sexy for men they don’t...
gerard-gay: i haTE it when people are like awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333 guys who are sweet with old people <33333333 guys who respect their mothers <333333 guys who are glorified in society for doing things that are expected of everyone else because theyre the most basic forms of human kindness <3333 i legit got mad when my brother told me brad pitt...
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
true love is
mohawk eyepatch scarfaces
Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
kikismisandryservice: reasons why i am late answering your message: i have been attacked by a pack of wolves there was a bear i actually checked your message when i first got it, and decided to respond later, but then forgot about it
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities, and being full of regret
[[MORE]]I am having a day where I feel so crappy about my art that I could cry. Why aren’t I good at anything?? Mediocre at everything, exceptional at nothing. I just want people to want my art, or at least feel like it’s something they’d like to have. Ugh it’s selfish an stupid. I’m just in stupid pre-AN panic mode. omg i suck and no one will buy my things i’m...
repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
quiet-stormwater: quiet-stormwater: Why did jim morrison cross the road So he could break on through to the other side
you know it’s con season when: you wear a glove for cutting out keychains because you know if you don’t you’re getting horrendous blisters from your scissors.
ashestoashesjc: i love studio ghibli movies. not only for their amazing animation and storytelling, but because whenever characters get upset or surprised they go from to